This is the most important thing you will ever read.
Here's the deal: Time Traveler's Guide to Not Losing Your Mind is a comprehensive, exhaustive, and completely-not-at-all-exhaustive guide to navigating the treacherous waters of time travel.
You see, time travel is not just about visiting different eras; it's about surviving the existential crises that come with it.
Learn about The Pain of Time Paradox Discover Time Rift Tactics View the Flowchart of Doom| Option | Consequence | Pro Tip |
|---|---|---|
| Go back in time and kill your grandfather. | Prevented your own existence. | Don't do this. Seriously, don't. |
| Visit the 80s and get a mullet. | Get a bad haircut. | Trust us on this one. |
| Travel to the future and invest in Beanie Babies. | Bankrupt. | Don't. |