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Paradoxical Pitfalls of Time Travel: A Castle Dweller's Guide

Are you tired of the usual time travel advice? "Don't go back in time!" "Be careful not to disrupt the timeline!" We've all heard it before. But what about when you're stuck in a time loop, reliving the same minimalist brunch spot for the umpteenth time? That's when you need to know the secrets of the castle dwellers.

The Pitfalls:

The Grandfather Paradox: You'll end up in a world where the Grandfather never existed, because he's the reason you're stuck in the time loop.
The Butterfly Effect: Every time you try to fix a minor detail, the entire world changes in unexpected, often terrible ways.
Causality: You'll start to question whether anything you did actually happened or not.
Predestination: The universe will start to look at you like you're just a pawn in a giant game of cosmic chess.

So, how to avoid them?

Don't even think about it. Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and try to enjoy the ride.

Or, if you're feeling bold:

1. Don't interact with locals. They're not worth the risk.

2. Don't try to eat the local cuisine. It's not worth the risk.

3. Don't try to learn the prophets' names. You won't remember them anyway.

4. Don't try to fix anything. You'll only make it worse.

5. Just chill. You'll get the hang of it.

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