Q: What's the deal with all the time-traveling tourists clogging up the moat?
A: Ah, those guys are just trying to get a good selfie with the castle's Instagram-famous dragon. We've got a special "no flying-on-a-broomstick" policy for a reason.
Q: Can I bring my pet dinosaur with me on my time-traveling adventure?
A: Ugh, no. We have a strict "no T-Rex allowed" policy. You can, however, bring a nice bottle of wine to share with the locals.
Q: What's the best way to get to the castle's famous "Timekeeper's Tavern"?
A: Just follow the trail of breadcrumbs left behind by all the lost tourists. Or, you know, just ask for directions. We're not savages.