html
Sorry, your life is not real. You're just a pawn in a cosmic game of chess played by an infinite, omniscient being with a penchant for 80s rock music.
But don't worry! We're here to help you navigate the existential crises that come with knowing the universe is just trolling you.
Predestination Solutions - For when you want to try and change the course of events, but let's be real, you won't.
Predestination Philosophy - Because, let's face it, you're going to spend the rest of eternity stuck in a time loop, so you might as well learn to enjoy the ride.