Time loops are a real thing. Like, we're pretty sure they're real. Okay, okay, we've been stuck in them for weeks. Months. Years? Time may be relative, but our sanity is not.
We're not really sure. But it's probably because the toaster.
See above.
Repeat the above for the next 100 years or so.
Call a time-traveling therapist. We're not really sure they're a real thing, but it's worth a shot, right?
Or just pretend you're a time-traveling therapist. That's a real thing, right?
Or just stare at this wall for 100 years and hope it fixes itself.
Or just eat a lot of cheese. It's a scientific fact that cheese fixes everything.