T-Rex Payouts: Because You Can't Take It with You

Welcome to Prehistoric Life Insurance Policies, where we've got you covered... for 10,000 years or so.

Our T-Rex Payouts are designed to protect you and your loved ones from the uncertainties of the ancient world.

For just 5,000 gold coins per annum, you'll be covered for:

Prehistoric accidents and injuries
Volcanic eruptions
Dinsoauro attacks
T-Rex attacks (including but not limited to: bites, scratches, and general terrorizing)

We also offer:

Free burial services for those pesky saber-toothed tigers that get the better of you
A free side of cave paint to decorate your tomb