A: Ah, you want to know about our Prehistoric Life Insurance Policy for your pet T-Rex, do you? Well, let me tell you - it's a real jaw-dropper! Our policy covers everything from Policy Dinosaurs to Fossilized Fees.
A: Yes, but only if you sign up for our Policy Fossils For Life plan. This policy includes coverage for all the major prehistoric risks, including Dino-Risks, Furty Five Million Fees, and Fossilized Fees.
A: No, you cannot. Our policy rates are based on the Stegosaurus Discount Scale, and your pet Stegosaurus qualifies for the Less Than Hundred Year Discount, which is only 2.5% off. Better luck next time, pal!