Insurance Policies for the Temporally Adventurous
Don't let the space-time continuum worry you! Our policies cover everything from temporal paradoxes to chrono-displacement claims.
Policy A:
- Time-Traveler's Delight: $10,000 coverage for any temporal displacement up to 10 years in the past or future
- Paradox Protection: 50% off your premium for every temporal paradox you can resolve
- Time-Slip Clause: 100% coverage for any unexpected detours through wormholes
Policy B: For the Really Adventurous Time-Traveler
TimeSlip Addendum: Because You Never Know When You'll Slip Through a Wormhole