PreExisting Conditions: A TimeTraveling Guide
Are you ready to take the leap through time and space, but worried about the fine print?
We've got you covered. Our insurance policy for time travelers is as comprehensive as it is confusing.
- Clause 3456: We reserve the right to turn you into a human popsicle at any moment during your time traveling adventure. No liability claimed.
- Clause 1234: Time paradoxes caused by excessive use of our time traveling device will not be covered. Use at your own risk.
- Clause 6789: Any claims of 'timey wimey' feelings will not be accepted. You're on your own, buddy.
Still unsure? Don't be. Our time traveling insurance policy is as iron-clad as it is... well, not.
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What to do when you arrive at the Future
- Tip 1: Bring snacks. Lots of snacks.
- Tip 2: Avoid talking to the locals. They're still figuring it out.
- Tip 3: Don't trust the automated coffee machines. They're not as friendly as they seem.
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Post-Travel Problems