Time Travel Paradox Policy
Warning: Time Travel Paradox Policy is a complex and potentially hazardous area of study. Proceed with caution.
As a time traveler, you are expected to follow these simple rules:
- Do not interact with your past or future self
- Do not bring back souvenirs from the past or future
- Do not attempt to alter the timeline
- Do not eat the food in the fridge prophets have left for us
Violating these rules may result in:
- Temporal rewrites
- Chronological corrections
- Paradox-induced brain damage
- Severe existential dread