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Time Travel Policy FAQ

Q: Can I travel to the past?

You can, but don't.
Trust us, it's a mess.

Q: What about the future?

It's a work in progress.
We're trying.

Q: Can I bring back souvenirs?

Please don't.
It's a chrono-safety thing.

Q: Can I travel alone?

Only if you have our permission.
We're watching you.

Q: Can I travel with my pet?

We're not really sure.
Ask a manager.

Q: What if I get stuck in a time loop?

You're on your own.
We warned you.

Looping Problems: The Time Traveler's Guide

Disaster Prevention Tips: Because You're Probably Going to Mess Up

See Also:

Time Traveling Etiquette: Because Manners Matter