The Predestination's Guide to Not Really Having a Choice

Are you tired of making choices?

Do you feel lost in the sea of possibility?

Well, you're in luck! This guide is here to tell you that you're not really in charge.

Predestination is a real thing, folks. It's like the ultimate productivity hack. Just think about it: no need to worry about making decisions, no need to stress about consequences.

No Escape from the Wheel: The Predestinarian's Guide to Being Spun

But wait, what's this I hear about free will? A bunch of malarkey! You think you can make choices? Ha! Don't make us laugh!