Dear Time Traveler, we have a bit of a problem on our hands.
It appears that you've gone and messed up the space-time continuum. Again.
Specifically, you've created a predestinational paradox by altering the course of events in a manner that contradicts the original timeline.
Don't worry, we'll try to help you sort this mess out.
But first, you'll need to navigate our time-traveling bureaucratic labyrinth: