Oh no, you've entered an infinite loop! Welcome to the paradoxical pit of temporal despair.
It appears you've traveled back in time to a moment before you started reading this page, and now you'll be stuck here forever.
Don't worry, you'll get used to it. You'll learn to love the infinite loop.
Stay tuned for more mind-bending, brain-twisting, and sanity-shattering adventures in time travel!
Or just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and pretend you're somewhere else.