You've stumbled into the realm of time travel, where the fabric of reality is as tenuous as a teenager's attention span.
It seems you're grappling with the conundrum of predestination, where the choices you make are not quite as free as they seem.
Are you prepared to navigate the paradoxes that lie within the heart of the timestream?
Or are you just here for the free pizza?
Timey McTimeface to the rescue! Causality Sleuths to the scene! Timey McTimeface Takedown, where the rules don't apply!Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're here for the free pizza...
Or will we?