It was the dawn of man, and the world was a very different place. Our ancestors were still trying to figure out how to make fire without setting themselves ablaze. And then, one brave soul let one rip.
As the gas escaped, the sound echoed through the valleys, a sound that would be remembered for generations to come: the Great Fart Heard 'Round the World.
Hyperlinks:
Chapter 5: The Invention of the Wheel...or Not (because, let's be real, it was more like a rock)
Chapter 3: The Early Days of Mankind...and Manners (because, let's be real, we were all pretty rude)
Chapter 2: The Art of Caveman Communication...and Flatulence (because, let's be real, that's how we all got our point across)
Chapter 6: The Great Fart Heard 'Round the World 2: Electric Boogaloo (because, why stop at just one)
Chapter 7: The Fart that Stole Christmas (and Other Holidays)