Prehistoric Puns Bring Back the Puns

Welcome prophets of puns from the land before time. We've got your prehistoric puns right here!

But, be warned: our puns are so old, they're practically prophets.

Here are some prehistoric puns to get you in the mood:

Early Bird Puns: Because Who Needs a 5AM Wake-Up Call?

Here are some puns that are egg-cellent, but not egg-straordinary:

More Prehistoric Puns: Because You're Not Old If You're Still Puns-itive

Here are some even older puns, because, well, you get the idea.

These puns are so old, they've got fossil records!

Here are some more prehistoric puns: