The Stone Cold Truth

Where the puns are older than your grandma.

• Why was the dinosaur unhappy? It was a T-Rex-ist of a mood!
• What do you call a prehistoric rock star? A stone cold singer!
• Why did the cavemen go to the party? Because they heard it was a prehistoric pre-Party!
• Why was the triceratops in a hurry? Because it had a lot of dino-appointments!