Welcome, Time Traveler!

Preparing for your journey...

Before we send you back in time, we need you to know this:

DO NOT EAT THE FUTURE MEAT

You might think it sounds like a joke, but trust us, it's not. Our time-traveling technology has advanced, but our stomachs still can't handle the future's weird meat.

Here's what you need to know:

• Don't touch the shiny objects: They might look like they belong in the 80s, but those neon lights will blind you in the dark ages.
• Don't talk to the locals**: They might seem friendly, but they're just a bunch of cavemen in fur loincloths.
• Don't drink the water**: It's not as clean as it looks, unless you're into that sorta thing.

Now, are you ready to travel through time?

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