Time Traveler's Guide to Time Machine Maintenance

Preparation is key (or is it?)

Step 1: Consult the Ancient Ones

Seek out the wisdom of the Chronos, the patron deity of Time Travelers. They'll guide you through the intricacies of chrono-displacement and help you avoid those pesky paradoxes.

Step 2: Assemble the Timey McTimeface

You can't just waltz into time travel looking like a slob. Get yourself a decent jumpsuit, some sensible shoes, and a nice, sturdy chrono-compass. Oh, and don't forget the snacks.

Step 3: Set Your Coordinates

Don't just wing it, folks! Plot your course carefully, accounting for chrono-synclastic inflexibility and the inevitable butterfly effect. Use our handy chrono-coordinates calculator to ensure a smooth ride.