We're afraid you've stumbled upon our Time Machine, but we can't just let you in. That's just not how time travel works.
However, we're willing to let you in for a small fee. Pay us 10,000 space bucks, and we'll let you take a peek at our maintenance logs.
But don't think this is just a one-time fee. We've got a subscription service for frequent tinkerers. Sign up now!
Oh, and don't even get us started on the liability waivers. You're going to need those for when you go back in time and accidentally start a nuclear war.
Or, you know, just go to Disclaimer for more information.
Or maybe just pay the fee already. We've got bills to pay, just like you do. Contribute!
Don't say we didn't warn you.