Time Traveler's Guide to Maintenance: PrepTips

Before You Leave, Make Sure You've Done the Following:

• Calibrate your time-space continuum stabilizer (TSCS) to prevent paradoxes.
• Check the manual override system (MOS) to ensure you don't end up stuck in an infinite loop.
• Run a diagnostic on the chronon injector to prevent any last-minute surprises.

Don't forget to set your destination coordinates and engage the time-traveling mechanism. And, for the love of all things chrono-temporal, check the fine print!

Time Machine Warranty: Because You Never Know What the Future Holds (or Doesn't).