Time Machine Malfunctions
The time machine is experiencing technical difficulties. Please check the following:
- Is the chrononuclear reactor online?
- Has the temporal displacement generator been recalibrated recently?
- Have you checked the time-space nexus for any obstructions?
Note: Failure to resolve these issues may result in TIME PARADOX!
Time Machine Maintenance Schedule
- Next scheduled maintenance: 23:00 UTC
- Maintenance duration: 4 hours
- Reason for maintenance: Software update for Time-Space Continuity