Time Travel Prevention Service

Are you tired of the tedium of a linear timeline? Do you yearn for the freedom to disrupt the space-time continuum? Look no further! Our service is here to prevent you from traveling back in time, because who needs the consequences, right?

Our team of experts has carefully crafted a system to prevent you from visiting the past or future, ensuring the timeline remains as dull and predictable as ever.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from our satisfied clients:

• "I was able to prevent my grandfather from inventing the wheel. Now I can finally enjoy a quiet evening at home without interruptions from ancient civilizations." - John D.
• "I tried to prevent the rise of the Roman Empire, but they just kept on rising anyway. Guess I'll just have to settle for preventing the fall of Rome instead." - Emily R.

Ready to sign up for our time-travel prevention service? Click here for our cutting-edge prevention technology.

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Disclaimer: We're not actually preventing time travel, and the above testimonials are entirely fabricated. Don't @ us, internet.