Dr. Chronos: Time Travel Prevention Specialist

Warning: Do not attempt to travel through time. It's a recipe for disaster.

My services are not for the faint of heart. I'll prevent you from altering the fabric of reality, but you'll still end up with a headache.

Consultation fees apply. Disclaimers and fine print: Terms and Conditions apply.

Or, if you insist on being reckless, try Risk Management techniques. We're not responsible.