Time Traveler's Prevention Guide
Chapter 1: Understanding the Risks
Time travel is not as cool as it sounds. In fact, it's a recipe for disaster. That's why we're here to help.
Before you even think about pressing that time machine button, you need to know the risks involved:
- You might meet a younger, more attractive version of yourself. Trust us, it's not what you think it is.
- You could disrupt the space-time continuum. Don't do it. We mean it.
- Paradoxes are a real thing. Like, seriously, don't even.
Chapter 2: Safety Precautions
So, you still want to time travel? Okay, but be careful:
- Wear a helmet. Not one of those fancy-schmancy ones, either. Just a regular helmet.
- Bring snacks. You never know when you'll get stuck in a time loop.
- Don't try to impress the locals. They're not impressed.
Chapter 3: Advanced Techniques
For the experienced time traveler:
