Time Travel Prevention Services - Mr. Paradox's Expert Advice

Warning: Time travel is a serious business. Don't try this at home. Or do. We're not really sure.

Prevention Methods

Don't bother trying to prevent time travel. It's like trying to hold back the ocean with a colander.

1. Wear a watch that's only accurate to within 10 minutes per year.
2. Practice your best impression of a confused tourist.
3. Build a time-proof suit using only the finest in tinfoil and twine.

But seriously, have you considered just embracing the chaos?

Learn more about the pitfalls of paradoxical thinking.

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