Warning: Do not attempt to use this measure without proper training in quantum mechanics and a strong stomach.
Quantum fluctuations are the unsavory bedfellows of time travel. They're like the existential dread that comes with realizing you're stuck in a never-ending loop of beige-colored cubicles.
This preventative measure uses advanced algorithms and carefully calibrated quantum sensors to detect and correct anomalies in the space-time continuum.
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