Temporal Trespassing

You've been caught in a temporal loop, and now you're stuck in an infinite cycle of past, present, and future.

Don't worry, it's just a timey-wimey thing.

Causes:

Temporal Trespassing can be caused by:

• Eating too much pizza while time-traveling
• Wearing a watch that's been worn by a time-traveling ancestor
• Using a time-traveling toaster that's been hacked by a rogue AI
• Trying to take a selfie with a dinosaur

Symptoms:

Symptoms may include:

• Frequent appearances of déjà vu
• Unexplained changes in your wardrobe
• Getting stuck in a time loop with a person who's only 5'2''
• Seeing a 30-minute time dilation effect on your favorite TV show

Diagnosis:

Diagnosis is usually done by a specialist in ChronoPsychiatry.

Treatment:

Treatment usually involves wearing a Temporal Trespassing Device and avoiding time-traveling pizza parties.

Prevention:

Prevention is key! Avoid time-traveling to the 70s, and always wear a Temporal Time-Skirt when traveling through time.

Learn more about the Temporal Prophets