Time Travel Prevention Routes

Because, you know, time travel is a bad idea.

We've got routes to help you prevent that sort of thing.

Route 1: The Time Loop

This route takes you back to exactly the moment you're trying to leave. Because who needs personal growth, really?

Route 2: The Time Dilation

Time Dilation: Because Who Needs Time, Really?

Ever feel like time is dragging on? Well, we've got a solution for you!

Route 2: The Time Dilation will slow down time for you, so you can enjoy the moment... for ages.

Problems with Time Dilation

Warning: Time Dilation may cause:

• Unintentional time paradoxes
• Uncontrollable drooling
• Unpredictable existential dread

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Consequences of Time Dilation: Because Time is a Tricky Business

Unpredictable consequences of Time Dilation may include:

• Time-traveler's regret
• Unintentional creation of closed timelike curves
• Existential dread of the fabric of spacetime

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Temporal Recoil Effect: Because Time is a Real Jerk

When time tries to get revenge on you for messing with it, this is what happens.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Warning Signs of Temporal Recoil: Because You Were Warned

Watch out for:

• Timey-sickness
• Temporal fatigue
• Unexplained disappearances of socks

Don't say we didn't warn you.