Entry 3456: The Cheese is Stronger than a Time Paradox
As I traveled back to 1982 to retrieve the last remaining wheel of Chèvres de la Vie, I encountered an unexpected paradox:
It was too sharp, too pungent, and too delicious. I was forced to confront the consequences of my own actions:
Had I not sought the cheese, I never would've experienced its transcendent flavor, but now that I did, I couldn't unexperience it. The timestream was forever changed.