Warning: Time travel is not for the faint of heart (or mind). You may experience temporal disorientation, chrono-syndrome, or an existential crisis.
You've gone back in time to prevent a catastrophic event that will reset the timeline, but in your haste, you've created a paradox.
The timeline is now branching into multiple parallel universes, each with their own reality TV shows, memes, and artisanal coffee shops.