Welcome, time travelers! This guide is for you, the responsible time travelers. We're glad you asked for our help.
Don't. Just don't. You might think it's cool to play with the past, but trust us, it's not. Leave the timeline alone.
Read Tip 1: Don't Touch the PastWhen visiting a different time period, remember that everyone else is just trying to live their lives. Be kind, be respectful, and for the love of all that is temporal, don't judge the clothing choices of the 80s.
Read Tip 2: Be Kind to the LocalsWe can't stress this enough: do not eat the food from the past. It's not worth it. You might as well just eat a nice salad at home.
Read Tip 3: Don't Eat the FoodYou might think it's funny to show up in ancient Egypt with a pocket full of dollars, but trust us, it's not. Learn the local currency, folks. You're a guest here.
Read Tip 4: Learn the Local CurrencyWe're glad you're excited to travel through time, but please, for the love of all that is temporal, do not disappear on us. We have more tips to share.
Read Tip 5: Don't Disappear