Quantum Quagmires Tips

Warning: Time travel is serious business. Don't get stuck in a quagmire of your own making.

Tip 1: Don't be a Temporal Tourist

Be aware of local customs and laws. In Ancient Egypt, for example, it's considered impolite to wear a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.

Learn to read hieroglyphics. Trust us, they're not as confusing as they look.
Respect the local wildlife. No feeding the crocodiles, okay?
Don't mention the word "pluto". They're still salty about that whole "not a planet" thing.