Temporal Tourist Tips: A Guide to Responsible Time Travel

Welcome, temporal tourists! This guide will help you navigate the space-time continuum with minimal risk of paradoxes and maximum enjoyment.

1. Don't Touch the Dials

Resist the temptation to fiddle with the time machine's controls. You'll only end up creating a paradoxical mess, like that one time you tried to fix the toaster.

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2. Be Aware of Local Customs

When visiting different eras, respect the local culture. No, seriously, don't wear your 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt in ancient Egypt. They have their own brand of 'I'm with Pharaoh' t-shirts, and you don't want to get mistaken for a fashion iconoclast.

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