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No Fishing in the Past

Temporal tourists, be aware: fishing in the past is a serious crime.

Not only will you disrupt the timeline, but you'll also risk tangling your fishing line in a dinosaur's hair.

Instead, we recommend visiting our Seafood in the Present page for some sustainable, timeline-friendly dining options.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Time Traveling Tacos page for some delicious, timeline-safe street food.

Remember: the past is a museum, not a buffet.