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Temporal Tourist Tips
Temporal Tourist Tips for the Uninitiated
Don't be a time-traveling buffoon! Remember:
- Always bring a spare set of socks. Trust us.
- Learn to tell the difference between a time paradox and a bad haircut.
- Don't eat the food. Seriously, don't.
- Don't try to take a selfie with a historical figure who's not a fan of cameras.
- Learn the local customs. (You know, like, "Don't talk during dinner" and "Don't talk during dinner.")
Prehistoric Pitfalls for when things get really, really old.
Quantum Quagmires for when things get really, really weird.
And remember, time travel is not for the faint of heart (or liver). Seek help if you need it.