Temporal Tourism: A Guide for the Utterly Confused

Welcome, temporal tourist! Congratulations, you've managed to figure out how to break into the timestream. That's a feat worthy of a Nobel prize, if anyone still awarded those.

Pre-Flight Briefing

Before embarking on your journey, you should know a few things:

• Wear comfortable shoes. Trust us, you'll be walking a lot.
• Don't eat the space-age ration packs. They're not that good for you.
• Don't try to fight the locals. They have swords.
• Tip the tour guides. They work hard.

Safety First (ish)

We cannot stress this enough:

• Don't touch anything. Seriously, don't.
• No touching the dinosaur.
• Don't even think about touching the dinosaur.

Learn more about safety protocols Back to Pre-Flight Briefing