Welcome, temporal traveler, to the Cosmic Disaster Inclusion policy coverage page. This policy covers all your bases, from asteroid impacts to zombie apocalypses. Don't worry, we've got you covered.
With our Cosmic Disaster Inclusion policy, you'll never have to worry about the end of the world again. Well, almost never. Okay, fine. You'll still have to worry, but with us, you'll have someone to blame.
Our policy includes:
- Asteroid impacts: Because, let's face it, those things are a real pain.
- Zombie apocalypses: We know, we know, it's not like it's never happened before.
- Black holes: Because who needs a boring, stable universe anyway?
- Time paradoxes: Because, math.
- And, of course, spontaneous combustion: Because, why not?