Temporal Displacement Syndrome

Causes

Temporal Displacement Syndrome is a real and terrifying condition that causes you to involuntarily swap places with your doppelganger in a parallel universe.

Symptoms include:

We've compiled a list of known causes for TDS:

1. Eating too much pizza while binge-watching Netflix

A study has shown that excessive pizza consumption can lead to TDS, likely due to the high risk of quantum entanglement associated with melted cheese strings.

2. Wearing the same outfit every day

Repetitive fashion can create ripples in the space-time continuum, allowing your alternate self to seep into your reality.

3. Listening to elevator music Temporal Displacement Syndrome

Temporal Displacement Syndrome

If you suspect you have Temporal Displacement Syndrome, consult our Diagnostic Tools page for more information.

Treatment Options are available for patients with confirmed cases of TDS.

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Causes

Temporal Displacement Syndrome is a real and terrifying condition that causes you to involuntarily swap places with your doppelganger in a parallel universe.

Symptoms include:

  • Feeling like you're living someone else's life
  • Unexplained appearances at family reunions you never attended
  • Getting mail you never ordered
  • Having a sudden interest in 90s grunge music

We've compiled a list of known causes for TDS:

1. Eating too much pizza while binge-watching Netflix

A study has shown that excessive pizza consumption can lead to TDS, likely due to the high risk of quantum entanglement associated with melted cheese strings.

2. Wearing the same outfit every day

Repetitive fashion can create ripples in the space-time continuum, allowing your alternate self to seep into your reality.

3. Listening to elevator music

The soothing sounds of Kenny G's greatest hits can warp the fabric of time, making it easier for your parallel doppelganger to take control.