Causes
Temporal Displacement Syndrome is a real and terrifying condition that causes you to involuntarily swap places with your doppelganger in a parallel universe.
Symptoms include:
- Feeling like you're living someone else's life
- Unexplained appearances at family reunions you never attended
- Getting mail you never ordered
- Having a sudden interest in 90s grunge music
We've compiled a list of known causes for TDS:
1. Eating too much pizza while binge-watching Netflix
A study has shown that excessive pizza consumption can lead to TDS, likely due to the high risk of quantum entanglement associated with melted cheese strings.
2. Wearing the same outfit every day
Repetitive fashion can create ripples in the space-time continuum, allowing your alternate self to seep into your reality.
3. Listening to elevator music
Temporal Displacement Syndrome