Temporal Looping: The Bane of Time Travelers

Are you experiencing the symptoms of Temporal Displacement Syndrome? Do you find yourself stuck in an infinite loop of relativity? You're not alone.

You're probably reliving the same 10 minutes over and over. You've tried everything, but you just can't seem to break the cycle. It's like the fabric of time is stuck in some kind of cosmic reboot.

We've compiled a list of possible causes for your condition:

• You've eaten too many beans - The most likely cause, we're sure of it.
• Your toaster is possessed - Don't laugh, it's a real thing.
• You've been cursed by a time-traveling hipster - They're everywhere.

Don't worry, we're here to help. Our team of expert time-traveling therapists will guide you through the process of fixing your temporal displacement.

Or, you know, just eat a sandwich. That usually fixes everything.