Timeless Investing - Time Traveler's Guide to Temporal Finance
Warning: Do not attempt to invest in the past or future without consulting a certified Time Traveler's Financial Adviser. Investing in the past or future can have unintended consequences, including but not limited to:
- Creating a paradox that ruins your investment portfolio
- Attracting unwanted attention from Time Traveler's Regulators
- Misplacing your investment dollars across multiple timelines
So, to avoid these risks, we recommend you only invest in the present. But, if you're still determined to play the time-traveling investor, here are some tips:
Tip: When time traveling, always wear a watch that displays the current date in multiple timelines.
Example:
Learn more about tax loopholes in the timestream.
And, for those who insist on investing in the future or past, here are some popular options: