Welcome, temporal adventurer! Congratulations on acquiring the coveted Temporal Gizmo 5000, the most advanced time-traveling device known to humanity.
First, read this manual from cover to cover. Don't bother with the instructions, they're not as important as the fancy diagrams.
To activate the gizmo, press the glowing blue button. Don't worry about the 50-page warranty, it's just a formality.
For the truly daring user, try the "Chrono-Fast" mode, which allows for a 10% chance of temporal paradox.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, engage the "Quantum Flux" feature, which may cause localized distortions in the space-time continuum.
Learn more about Chrono-Fast Mode | Explore Quantum Flux
Q: My time-traveling device has malfunctioned and I'm stuck in ancient Egypt. A: You're not stuck, you're just on vacation. Enjoy the pyramids.
Q: I've created a temporal paradox and now the world is ending. A: Don't worry, it's just a minor setback. Try rebooting the device.