Temporal Liability Release

By accessing this time-traveling gizmo, you agree to the following terms:

• You will not blame us for the butterfly effect.
• You will not sue us for the grandfather paradox.
• You will not hold us responsible for the inevitable temporal anomalies.

By signing below, you acknowledge that you've read and understand the above conditions.

I accept the terms of the Temporal Liability Release. Submit

Don't worry, it's all in the contract.

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This waiver is not valid in any jurisdiction where it's not funny.

By using this time-traveling gizmo, you acknowledge that you're a consenting adult.

Do not use this gizmo while under the influence of time-traveling-induced paranoia.

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