Temporal Gizmo Manual

For the Temporally Gifted

Warning: Reading this manual may cause:

Temporal disorientation
Chronal whiplash
Unpredictable time-space rifts

Use at your own risk. We're not responsible for any damage caused by misuse of the Temporal Gizmo.

Operating the Temporal Gizmo

Step 1: Set the dials to the correct coordinates.

Step 2: Press the button. Hard.

Step 3: Hold on to your seat as the space-time continuum unravels.

Troubleshooting

Q: Why does the Temporal Gizmo keep malfunctioning?
A: That's not a problem, that's a feature!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use the Temporal Gizmo to travel back in time?
A: No. That's not how it works. Or is it?

Appendix: Advanced Temporal Calculations

Appendix: Advanced Temporal Calculations contains:

Time-Space Continuum Equation (TSC^2)
Temporal Loop Closure Theory (TLCT)
Chronal Displacement Matrix (CDM)

Time-Space Continuum Equation (TSC^2) is:

TSC^2 = ∫(Δt \* Δx)^2 / (c^2 \* dt)
  
  Where:
  
  Δt = time difference (in seconds)
  
  Δx = space difference (in meters)
  
  c = speed of light (in m/s)
  
  dt = differential of time (in seconds)