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It's insurance for your future. Don't worry, we've got you covered.
Our team of expert chrono-actuaries will assess your risk of paradox and provide a quote for the necessary coverage.
We cover the usual suspects: Grandfather Paradox, Bootstraping, and Novikov Self-Consistency Principle mishaps.
We can't cover you, and we won't even give you a refund. That's just not how it works.
Sorry, no. That's just a cat-astrophic risk management move.
Yes! We have a discount for large groups of time-traveling friends. But don't try to get a group policy for a time-traveling family reunion, we don't cover that.
See also: Group Policies
Only if you're willing to take a risk on the space-time continuum.
See also: Temporal Finance