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Temporal Insurance Co. FAQ

Q: What is Time Travel Insurance?

It's insurance for your future. Don't worry, we've got you covered.

Q: How does it work?

Our team of expert chrono-actuaries will assess your risk of paradox and provide a quote for the necessary coverage.

Q: What kind of risks are covered?

We cover the usual suspects: Grandfather Paradox, Bootstraping, and Novikov Self-Consistency Principle mishaps.

Q: What if I try to travel back in time and kill my own grandfather?

We can't cover you, and we won't even give you a refund. That's just not how it works.

Q: Can I buy insurance for my pet time-traveling companion?

Sorry, no. That's just a cat-astrophic risk management move.

Q: Can I buy insurance for a group of time-traveling friends?

Yes! We have a discount for large groups of time-traveling friends. But don't try to get a group policy for a time-traveling family reunion, we don't cover that.

See also: Group Policies

Q: Is this a good investment?

Only if you're willing to take a risk on the space-time continuum.

See also: Temporal Finance