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We've got you covered with our Temporal Injury Coverage policy. It's like regular health insurance, but with more explosions and a complimentary time-travel-sized bandage.
Umm... actually, no. That's just a really bad idea. Trust us, just stick to the present. It's not like your ancestors are going anywhere.
Paradox Protocols and Temporal Injury Coverage are not actually real features. This is just a fictional website. Don't @ us.