Welcome to Time Travel Insurance, where we'll try to cover your behinds in case you mess up the timeline.
We're talking about the Pre-Existing Conditions of Time Travel Insurance. It's like regular health insurance, but with time.
Don't worry, we won't make you sign a contract in blood or anything. Unless you try to go back in time and kill your grandmother. Then we'll have to draw the line.
We've got a special Paradox Precedent policy just for you. It's like regular insurance, but with more explosions and fewer lawyers.
Just remember, every time you go back in time and change something, you're creating a new reality. Or not. We're not really sure. It's all pretty complicated.
Don't worry, we've got a special clause just for that. It's like a big ol' "No Grandfathering" sign on your time machine.
Just don't try to go back and kill your grandfather. Trust us, it won't end well.
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