Are you ready for some temporal shenanigans? Do you have what it takes to survive the butterfly effect? Then read on, dear adventurer!
A Pre-Existing-Condition is a timey thingy that's gonna mess with ya. It's like a big ol' time bomb, just waitin' to go off. Don't worry, we got insurance!
Temporal Insurance is not just a thing, it's the thing! It's like having a safety net for your timeline. You get it, you got it, you can't live without it! We got a special policy just for you, just for the asking. It covers all the things that might go wrong, like:
Costs vary depending on the severity of your Pre-Existing-Condition. But don't worry, our actuaries are on it! We'll give you a quote, and if it's too high, just let us know, and we'll... um... time-travel you to a cheaper policy! Okay, not really, but we'll try.