We're not saying you had a pre-existing condition in the timestream before you signed up for Time Travel Insurance, but...
What's a pre-existing condition, exactly?
How do I prove it's not my fault?
We're not saying it's a good idea to exploit loopholes in the timestream, but...
What's the deal with the Butterfly Effect?
How do I get away with it?
Remember, we're not saying it's a good idea to mess with the timestream, but...
Fine print, maybe.
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